Get Off My God Damn Phone!

My phone rings the other day, and low and behold it is some stupid ass telemarketing company trying to get me to buy into some scam or another. How friggin' annoying. If I wanted to hear from you, I would have contacted you. Don't call me up with your scripted conversation, and don't stick to that script when I tell you that I am not interested.

And for god sake if you are going to call me learn how to speak English. We live in the god damn U.S. of A., and the language is English. Don't get me wrong. I think that there are some beautiful languages out there. But if you are going to call me on my phone at a time that is inconvenient for me and try to sell me some shit ass product that really do not want, then at least speak a fucking language I can understand.

Thanks, and be safe out there.

Move Over!

I just finished returning from vacation, and I am once again annoyed with the ignorance of people that have a license to drive.

It is pretty simple. In the U.S. the law states that you need to move to the right if you are not passing. THIS MEANS ALL THE WAY TO THE RIGHT! The middle lane of the highway is not for you to cruise at whatever speed you want. If you are driving slower than the traffic that is passing all around you, get the hell out of the way!

How did these people get a license to drive without knowing the most simple of road rules? Do you know what a blinker is and how to use it? Do you understand that "Yield" means you have to stop if there is someone else coming, not to mention that you actually need to look before pulling out? And when a person is in a crosswalk, stop your damn car and let them cross.

Thanks, and be safe out there.